5 random and incorrect assumptions made about me (at the the time) by strangers and coworkers –
“Hey man, where’d you do your time?” (coworker in Florida, back when I had long hair)
“Where can I buy some pot?” (different coworker in Florida, same situation, back when pot was a bit more illegal, in the 90s)
“How do you get two girls to sleep with you at the same time?” (stranger at a party. I thought it was the opening to a joke, he thought I was dating both of the girls I went with)
“You’re a Republican, right?”
(I have gotten this a lot, since I am an overweight white guy)
“What team did you play for?” (NFL charity I was doing tech support for)
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