don’t be a space asshole.

#100 days of gaming, day 5 – playing a little minecraft and listening to this in preperation for No Man’s Sky.

 

In 2125
I was on a mining colony
On Mars
Just a quiet backwater facility
Among the stars

And in one day
I was minding my own business
I was mining my owne ore
and there he was

Space asshole
In a truck, flying off a ridge
Space asshole
Smashing through a bridge

And as he landed, out came his hammer
Smashed my boss right in the face

Space asshole
Planting charges left and right
Space asshole
All he does is annihilate and fight

I didn’t sign up for this
I just wanted to get away
Somewhere remote
Just a place, where I can earn myself
a Day’s pay
Without being smote

But every time I think I’m safe
Every time I think It’s gone
I’m wrong

Space asshole
Hammer swinging – buildings falling down
Space asshole
Laying waste to this entire town

All the rest are dead
Space asshole has prevailed
Only I am left will I have to tell a tale of

Space asshole
Comes out of nowhere to destroy
Space asshole
Wanting carnage is all he can enjoy

Space asshole
In a truck, flying off a ridge
Space asshole
Smashing through a bridge

Space asshole
Space asshole
Space asshole
He’s the Space asshole